So, I’m just gonna say it. I bought a pickleball paddle solely because it was cute. I know, I know, but hear me out.The Pretty Pickleball Company had me at 'charming pastel designs,' and I wasn't about to walk away from that. Look, I posted about this on Instagram— go watch it — and Guy's photo in the comments is...... diabolical
First Impressions
Pulling it out of the stunning box, I thought, 'This thing is too pretty to scuff up.' The colors were a vibe, and let's be real, it matched my outfit—priorities, right? Oh, and it comes from a women-owned small business, which means I’m supporting women with every lovingly misguided purchase.
What Surprised Me
What shocked me more than my impulse buy was that this paddle actually performs. It's got something called a T700 raw carbon fiber face. Now, I’m not about to pretend I know what that means, but it sounds impressive. Playing with it was like having a fairy godmother for a doubles partner.
What I Liked
The feel! It's like it was designed for people like me who think if you paid for the whole paddle, you should use the whole paddle. It’s lightweight yet packs a punch, and the grip is sweat-absorbing vegan leather. Suddenly, I’m wondering why all my grips aren’t vegan leather. You know what... I'm saying it... this paddle is like if your favorite spa day turned into a paddle.
What I Didn’t
Okay, it’s not ALL sunbeams and rainbows. If you’re after a paddle that’s got more tech than a NASA spaceship, maybe keep looking. But honestly, if you love a little flair with your forehands, why are we even having this conversation?
Who Should Buy It
Have you ever matched your paddle to your shoes? Did you squeal a bit inside when you saw the words 'vegan leather'? Congrats, this paddle is for you.
Final Verdict
Pretty AND it performs. Story of my life, really.
And if they release another design that tickles my fancy? Consider this an advance apology to my savings account. Oh well, all in the name of supporting women, right? Very, very financially.